Funny Baseball Quotes
A baseball game is simply a nervous
breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson When they start the game, they don't
yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."
Willie Stargell, 1981 When we played softball, I'd steal
second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen A baseball park is the one place where
a man's wife doesn't mind his getting
excited over somebody else's curves.
Brendan Francis There have been only two geniuses in
the world. Willie Mays and Willie
Shakespeare.
Tallulah Bankhead Baseball is very big with my people.
It figures. It's the only way we can
get to shake a bat at a white man
without starting a riot.
Dick Gregory What does a mama bear on the pill have
in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Harry Caray Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with
four balls cannot walk.
Author Unknown With the money I'm making, I should be
playing two positions.
Pete Rose, 1977 Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is
listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
Vin Scully Cricket is baseball on valium.
Robin Williams Finish last in your league and they
call you Idiot. Finish last in medical
school and they call you Doctor.
Abe Lemons The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
Dizzy Dean I managed a team that was so bad we considered
a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
Rich Donnelly, minor league manager Let no one accuse baseball of not being
tough on drugs. During his baseball career,
Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions.
Bill Ferraro, baseball fan. I could never play in New York. The first
time I came into a game there, I got into
the bullpen car and they told me to lock the doors.
Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles On his own scouting report: "Very deceptive.
Slower than he looks.
Joe Garagiola A lot of things run through your head when
you're going in to relieve in a tight spot.
One of them was, 'Should I spike myself?
Lefty Gomez Three more saves and he ties John
the Baptist.
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Three Places to Find Babe Ruth Baseball Cards
The evolution of the internet has truly leveled the playing field and made it considerably easier to locate and purchase vintage baseball cards Fifteen years ago, collectors were generally limited to hitting large baseball card dealers (which were only available in big cities), card shows, live auction houses, and garage sales
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Wood Baseball Bats vs Aluminum Baseball Bats
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The History Of The Baseball Bat
Baseball was a very young sport in the mid-eighteen hundreds, so batters usually made their own bats. This led to a lot of experimentation with the shape and size of the baseball bat. It didn?t take long for players to learn that the best bats were those with rounded barrels. With all the shapes and sizes being used, some rule had to be established about the bat. In 1859, it was established that baseball bats could be no larger than two and a half inches in diameter, though they could be any length. After ten years, a restriction of 42 inches was put on the length of the baseball bat, but still no regulations governing the shape.
Baseball Fielding Tips to Teach Fielding to Baseball Players
Many coaches attempt to teach fielding to players by first hitting them ground balls. You cannot teach fielding and hit ground balls at the same time! In fact, the bat is the last item a coach should use in teaching the correct fundamentals of fielding.
Tiger Woods' 1997 Masters Golf Bag, Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb Baseball Bats in Auction
Historic game-used sports memorabilia, including the autographed golf bag used by Tiger Woods in his first Masters victory, as well as sports equipment or jerseys personally used by Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Hank Aaron, Gayle Sayers, Roger Staubach, Wayne Gretzky and others, will be offered in a multi-million dollar auction by Heritage Auction Galleries of Dallas, October 26 and 27, 2007.
Wood Baseball Bats Versus Aluminum Baseball Bats
Whether you are part of the Little Leaguers, Senior Leaguers, college student?s league or professionals, when it comes to baseball, the big questions that pops up is what kind of baseball bat you will use. And, if you really are a baseball player, you definitely know that the discussion is between aluminum bats and wood baseball bats.
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Baseball in the News is a 3 volume collection of classic newsreels from the 1950's and '60's originally produced on VHS. Now, the set has been re-released on DVD.
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The legend of Babe Ruth is still just as much alive today than it was during his reign of baseball in the early 1900?s There isn?t a baseball fanatic, or baseball cards collector in the world that would not want to get their hands on an official Babe Ruth baseball card, and he continues to have die-hard fans that weren?t even thought of being born when he was hitting home runs
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